Got the braincell at just the right time

America First 🇺🇸

Barely wheezing at this point

Funny, anyone literate enough to get through the first couple lines of the storybook, that has bothered to read it, knows that “god rested on the seventh day” also called the Sabbath, the day jews are supposed to not do anything. Christianity is such a stupid mess that it can’t agree with itself over the meaning of its own prequel.

Story says he sent her husband to the front line to die while he was borking her too

Sabbath is Saturday

Americans who have actually read the bible are called atheists.

That’s the cigarette lighter

Pro-life, amiright?

Cool Hand Luke has a tutorial

I saw them side by side at Costco. The difference is negligible.

Sounds like some Vulcan bullshit to me.

Though the current Ranger is pretty close to the size of an F-150 from the 90s. Rangers used to be small like the S10 Chevy or Mazda B2200.

I always upvote The Guide references

Tomatoes are a fruit, so…

Do you not shake your ketchup first‽

Or maybe stop running mummified geriatrics for top leadership positions. We need a maximum age limit for holding federal office of any kind, let’s say 65 to start a term.

Have you ever driven a tractor? It’s pretty damn awesome.

You didn’t ask about a win for him. You asked if there were anything he could not fuck up.