Got this from the two Ronnies
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f2_6mKhZIec
spoonerisms examples include saying “blushing crow” instead of “crushing blow”, or “runny babbit” instead of “bunny rabbit”.
waked banker
woozy banker
banking witch
fussy puckerNot really an insult, but I’ve heard the phrase “how the turns have tabled” as a version of “how the tables have turned”.
The difference between a woman in a confessional and a woman in her bathtub? One has hope in her soul.
Cunning stunts.
One of my pets frequently gets called cooking fat.
What’s your dog called??
Cupid stunt.
I’ve got a t-shirt from temu with that on
Why in the world would you be buying stuff from Temu?
I just realized alliteration is spoonerism-proof!
Cat funt
Seems there’s a bit of a running theme so far
Cucking funt.
So close.
Cunning runt
