fuck 'em both, at the very least…

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      3 days ago

      Right?

      “Uh… What’s up with that tattoo”

      Oh that’s when my ex cheated on me so I sent my dog to lacereate her achilies

      • Rob T Firefly@lemmy.world
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        If we’re comparing this tattoo to wardrobe choices, imagine you’re single and you show up to dates dressed in a t-shirt that says “I enjoyed it when my dog attacked my previous romantic partner” and the effect that might have on your whole vibe with the other person.