• MinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.world
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      5 days ago

      No my cat is just gassy. She takes after her pet parents I’m a fart factory

      She likes to try to give you pink eye. The whole look at my butthole now smell my stink combo. We’re just glad everyone here wears adequate eye pro

      Edit I’m tired, word no brain come out of good

      • village604@adultswim.fan
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        5 days ago

        My roommate had a cat who would jump into your lap just to fart on you, then leave.

        Marie was kind of a bitch.