• MinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.world
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    3 months ago

    No my cat is just gassy. She takes after her pet parents I’m a fart factory

    She likes to try to give you pink eye. The whole look at my butthole now smell my stink combo. We’re just glad everyone here wears adequate eye pro

    Edit I’m tired, word no brain come out of good

    • village604@adultswim.fan
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      3 months ago

      My roommate had a cat who would jump into your lap just to fart on you, then leave.

      Marie was kind of a bitch.