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64bithero@lemmy.world to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 months ago

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64bithero@lemmy.world to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 months ago
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  • Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world
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    God, just dump this bitch. Any guy who has a strong bond with a cat, and enjoys hanging out with their cat isn’t the one who’s the problem.

    If anything, she should be bonding with the cat too. This is why she’s not allowed on the couch.

    • Wolf314159@startrek.website
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      There’s a lot to unpack there bud. You don’t sound okay. None of that was in the comic, you brought all that baggage.

      • kieron115@startrek.website
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        “This is why she’s not allowed on the couch” says joke to me idk.

  • Captain Aggravated@sh.itjust.works
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    I can talk to my cat. She’s in my lap right now, watch. See? I just asked her if her butt is grey and she looked at me like I’m an idiot.

    She’s right, I’m an idiot. Interspecies communication achieved.

  • Evil Kitty@europe.pub
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    meow :3

    • thethunderwolf@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      nyameow :3

    • Themosthighstrange@lemmy.world
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      I know right :3

    • Jankatarch@lemmy.world
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      :3<<

  • 64bithero@lemmy.worldOP
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    Meow

    • thethunderwolf@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      meow :3

  • DarkCloud@lemmy.world
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    How can she cat!

    • rnercle@sh.itjust.works
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      how cat she!

      • Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        Cat cat cat cat!

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