Allergy season
Don’t let any of those fertilize you, just an advice.
radical freedom! don’t tell me what to do!
edit: more pixelsMOOOOM! STOP IT!
🖐🏽
- Does pollen shoot lasers?
Yes pollen does shoot lasers. But only under very specific, highly classified conditions:
When the sun hits at exactly a 42° angle
When you try to stifle a sneeze
And when at least one nearby bee is emotional
when the tree you’re allergic to is mad at you
Thanks to Sauron they are all mad of us…
Does the pollen also have an exhaust port that if hit directly, starts a chain reaction that eventually causes the reactor to explode? 🤔
How do you think Zyrtec works?
do you know where my belt is i can’t find it
“Who put these holes in my belt?!”
“It’s a belt, dad, those are supposed to be there.”
“NOT IN MY BELTS!”
Look in the refrigerator
That’s no moon…
I live in GA where every Spring someone applies that yellow “Mexico” filter to real life. Washing anything outside is pointless for months.
that war started a month ago for me
