“Hey Elmo, the moon is made of drugs!”
SeductiveTortoise
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MOOOOM! STOP IT!
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News@lemmy.world•Trump says 'a whole civilization will die tonight' ahead of deadline for IranEnglish
37·1 day agoHey Americans, German here. You can use the great city of Nuremberg if you want to clean up, we’re ready. For the trials of course, hang those assholes on your own land.
Or, and I would love that, hand them over to Iran, Afghanistan, whatever country they’ve used for their war crimes. Oh god, I would so love that.
What a fool, there are no cigarettes on the moon!
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News@lemmy.world•Los Angeles Stadium workers urge FIFA to bar ICE from World CupEnglish
4·1 day agoExactly! I bet they’ll find some bullshit reason to throw you in custody and then take the 15K as whatever bullshit fee.
I’d prefer the Iranian people not to die for the pedo prince. They should just stick to a meme war.
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No Stupid Questions@lemmy.world•Would it be silly of me to get a small dog if I am a little afraid of bigger ones?English
2·2 days agoFunny, the only dogs I had to protect my bigger dogs from were small ones. Over here they’re almost all not socialized, not trained, not able to behave like a normal dog. There are of course exceptions.
Oh and that one crazy husky.
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No Stupid Questions@lemmy.world•Would it be silly of me to get a small dog if I am a little afraid of bigger ones?English
11·2 days agoThey did, and I agree with them.
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No Stupid Questions@lemmy.world•Would it be silly of me to get a small dog if I am a little afraid of bigger ones?English
3·2 days agoI’ve been bitten thrice in my life. Once by a bigger dog, stressed out of his mind, which I kind of understand, and twice by small dogs who were just assholes.
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News@lemmy.world•Houston, we've got a plumbing problem: Artemis II toilet is still on the fritzEnglish
2·2 days agoFuck me. I’ve been trained to expect anything bad regarding ice to be that one thing that isn’t the issue here. Still, fuck ice.
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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•An intelligence of pure malevolence.English
13·2 days agoEverything smart in my house is self hosted and air gapped.
My tech illiterate friend: “we’ve got *webcams in every room! 💕”
*Chinese, cloud based
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Canada@lemmy.ca•Calls to Ontario's gambling helpline up 317% after privatization of online betting: studyEnglish
4·2 days agoMom got big boobs? And married Biff Tannen?
Same. Which *Amazons should go first?
*Group of
Well, she got me. Looks like this is the end, lads. I just can’t resist such cunning argumentation.
There are worse ways to go. I guess.
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Fuck Cars@lemmy.world•fuck cars and live a littleEnglish
4·3 days agoIf you dudes want to start over, feel free to copy our regulations. It would also allow you to sell cars here. LED headlights are great, given they keep to regulations.
Best, an European.
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Fediverse@lemmy.world•PieFed gets /r/random, like reddit used to haveEnglish
6·5 days agoI loved those. randnsfw was great as well, you never knew if you’d find happiness or go to be disturbed.
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Comic Strips@lemmy.world•Gameplay mechanics were also a lot better with more replayability.English
291·5 days agoDevelopers didn’t really know what would work and what wouldn’t, so they fucked around until they found something. No endless clones of the same idea. Extremely weird gameplay, often utter bullshit, sometimes a gem. It was great.
I didn’t think of the women! No wonder I’m single. At least until I’m dead and stiff 💖

What about the potato soup girl?