cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/45052471
Something juicy. Something you wouldn’t admit to irl but you’re willing to divulge behind the safety of a keyboard
One time in middle school, poop slipped out of my bunghole, wrangled its way out of my boxers and out the leg of my shorts while I was walking to my mom’s car.
I played it cool, just kept walking in a straight line. Never heard anything about it, but who knows if it was witnessed.
E: y’all are pussies. Share the tea.
I’ve tagged you as “shat themself and walked it off” so that future me knows not to fuck with you in any circumstances
For real tho, this is a hilarious story and thank you for sharing it
everything i do is embarrassing
I’ve sold drugs to a minor. Not my proudest moment.
are you kidding me i don’t give a shit at all why would i have any filter on here
So spill the beans, nutsack.
Doesn’t that go against the entire purpose of a nutsack?
I’d argue that’s half their function
