Forbidden Gummygoo
We feed our cat a little petroleum jelly to get his insides lubricated. This was prescribed by a vet after he was very constipated. That was an expensive vet visit
feed your cat lithium grease and watch them become a 9 volt battery.
They shouldn’t have made edible things look like grease
Okay maybe human shouldn’t make candys look like grease.
Has no one ever smelled bearing grease? Even fresh it smells terrible.
I dunno if it’s some kind of additive, but AFAIK it universally smells like stinky bugs, just weaker.
I got a syringe of same looking red grease for installing a bicycle bottom bracket, (might have been for a fancy front fork?)
and it smelled vaguely sweet… like almost fructosey enough to make you imagine it was raspberry flavored.
It’s funny how our brains react to colors and textures, even when we know it’s not food. Visual perception is wild.
Guaranteed to cure your constipation
Cherry pie filling. Which is mostly artificial cherry flavor like used in cough syrup, water, sugar, and corn starch. So… you probably shouldn’t eat either one.
Only in America does this look edible.
Isn’t this just a Farmer’s Fleshlight?
I miss forbidden snacks in the first few months… Before people flooded it with pictures of buildings and scenery. God do I not miss reddit near the end…
This is like saying that antifreeze shouldn’t taste/smell sweet.
Are you saying we shouldn’t put cotton candy inside our walls either?!
