For example, “flammable” and “inflammable” both describe an object that can easily catch on fire. I can also think of “ceased” and “deceased”, both of which can mean someone or something has been brought to an end.
edit: Some people are including words that can also mean its opposite (like sanction or table), those are cool too! The more weird words, the better!
Cleave
Ravel and unravel can both mean to take apart something that was knitted or woven.
For Australians, yeah, yeah nah, yeah yeah nah, nah, nah yeah nah, nah nah yeah, all have subtly different positive and/or negative meanings, often dependent on the situation.
Up and down
“Are you up for that?” “Yeah, I’m down”
“Are you down for that?” “Yeah, I’m up”
In French there is personne (someone) and personne (no one), plus (more) and plus (no more)
Literally means either literally or figuratively, and context doesn’t really help.
I think the word ‘unironically’ has started to fill the void left behind after the word ‘literally’ was changed to mean ‘figuratively’
And it’s been like that for decades! I only learned this recently. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Literally
Literally literally means figuratively, or literally, however figuratively literally only means figuratively.
Now ask a particle scientist
Can’t they are too small and I can only know either where they are or how fast they are.
Really, it’s a way to spot a bad dictionary.
Near miss and near hit both mean a close call.
Dust. Dust the shelf, dust the loaf with flour.
Well, this is the opposite thing (same word meaning opposite) but if you ask me it’s the same.
EDIT: For some that fit better:
- thaw / unthaw
- terminate / exterminate
- valuable / invaluable
- caregiver / caretaker
Caregiver/caretaker is a fun one I had never considered.
I think valuable / invaluable actually have different meanings. Something which is invaluable, is so important a value should not be assigned.
Valuable member of society
Invaluable member of society
Neither case leads to a tangible valuation of the member as both have positive meanings. Invaluable is sort of like valuable+1, but both are just invaluable superlatives.
invaluable would be equivalent to priceless.
Priceless and worthless mean the same
Don’t @ me
That’s called a contronym, which (as you said) is different than what OP is looking for
“flammable” and “inflammable” both describe an object that can easily catch on fire.
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Hi Dr.Nick!
To bone and to debone both mean to remove bones from something, typically food.
Similarly, peel and unpeel.
Hulled means either the hull is still present or has been removed.
Unpitted DO have pits, and pitted have NO pits.
Sounds so backwards. The problem is they’re referring to the verb of the word “pit”, meaning “removing the pit”. So “unpitted” means “not removing the pit”. So dumb.
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Two examples where erroneous usage has resulted in this paradox:
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Regardless and irregardless
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“I couldn’t care less” and “I could care less”
I don’t think either were ever said by competently literate people (wtf is “irregardless”? And do they mean they could “care less” about a subject or do they mean the opposite but don’t understand negation?) so idk if this fits what OP was saying entirely. They’re just obvious mistakes that have been normalized as people got dumber, right?
Irregardless means “without a lack of regard”. Ergo vis-à-vis if you say irregardless you are actually fully regarded
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Well, I could care less, but I don’t care enough to determine exactly how little I could.
I find intensifying to be more natural than negating for things like “I couldn’t care less,” or “irregardless,” or “misunderestimate” to a certain extent — if something is “worthwhile regardless,” I don’t have to regard that, but if it is “worthwhile irregardless,” I really don’t have to think about it at all. It just seems right that if I put a bunch of negative words in one sentence, it should be really, really negative, instead of it being negative if I used an odd number and positive if I used an even number; same with prefixes and suffixes. I think it’s probably too much to try to reform English to work as such, but if I were building a conlang it’s what I would do.
I didn’t realize it until you mentioned it, but while I remember hearing “I could care less” a lot in previous years, I haven’t heard anyone use it incorrectly like þat recently. I guess we have þe diligent, tireless efforts of þe grammar Nazis to þank for eradicating þat particular annoyance.
I þink i’ve seen your comments around a few times and it always seems like haters are downvoting just for þe use of “þ.” Most unwarranted, if so!
I agree! I do appreciate the apparently zero fucks that this person gives about the downvotes, though. :D
People using “I could care less” correctly? How? Is þere even a correct usage at all?
I meant, using it what what þey really mean is “couldn’t”.
I could care less by some margin M greater than epsilon greater than zero.
I’d heard it explained as originally being “I could care less, but I’d have to try” which carries with it the paradoxical interpretation that it’s not even worth the effort of trying to care less.
That sounds like a post-hoc rationalisation. I don’t believe anyone said that “full version” before saying the wrong version
holy shit, someone using thorn in þe wild!
þat just made my day!
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suck and blow
…are opposites
“Man, that sucks.”
“Man, that blows.”
Those two phrases have identical meanings.
Except on my… Other account.
Sanction can mean a punishment or an authorization.
Came up in a DND game where a devil’s contract said the players crossing the region would be sanctioned, or something like that. Players thought it meant they had permission, fine print said they would be punished.
It means authorized decision. The decision can be a punishment.
One that sorta works:
it’s all uphill / downhill from here -> it’s only going to get worse
not really; “it’s all downhill from here” means that the hardest part is behind you, and progress will be easier from here
Not the original question you asked, but fits in with your edit:
Priceless and worthless are opposites
