Bret Easton Ellis. Also responsible for The Rules of Attraction, Less Than Zero, and The Informers. Great writer with a twisted mind.

Then don’t read the book. It gets worse. Much worse.

I was hoping for “Shinshi Shinshi”… the ear canal.

A likely story. Next thing you’re gonna tell me is that whore didn’t actually steal those lemons.

Oh yeah.

Had nightmares of these guys for a while.

I will pass this along, thanks.

Depth of character incarnate:

I was thinking that it can’t possibly end well, brave though it may appear.

she lacerated herself in her confusion

Meanwhile, alt Spider-Man be eyeing this:

What you’re saying is you have the meats.

Not mine but, hey…

They even tried holy water!

I love Freddy’s Dead.

McCarthyism 2: Never Stop Stopping

Those Brits think they’re being so clever with this one.

Oh, I can show you my back story.

Ok. You give context to every other history post, but not this one?!