You’re right. He was stupid but not a malicious ass clown

So just inches away from Idiocracy plot, yes?

What a time to be alive, male and between 18 and 50 🫡🫠

Poor sod seems to lack the courage to sneak into a cargo hold

To play a bit more to the “boring dystopia” theme:

You probably won’t be able to as long as Trump and his jolly crew of anarcho-capitalist shit lickers are in power.

They want to kill the USPS or rather make it a) either directly controlled by them so they can fuck around with mail ballots; and/or b) privatize it to extract more wealth for aforementioned shit lickers.

Since USPS currently is pretty well liked in the general population, a viable game plan would be to first freeze or significantly hinder hiring processes so open positions remain vacant and service is ultimately degraded, raising frustration about USPS in the general population and justifying a takeover to rectify the apparent shit show.

From “OPEN THE FUCKING STRAIT OR WE’LL BOMB YOU TO THE STONE-AGE” to “lol no, now I’ll block the strait” 🤪🤡

Those clearly were tortoises though :D

Simple!

Turtle: pretty chill dude cruising the East Australian Current

Tortoise: teaching Pandas Kung-Fu

I mean he’s not wrong, jusice for J6 is imperative to all. Just not in the way he imagines

I’m going to bed tonight praying for either a US military coup and/or Trump leaving office in a body bag.

Go suck a couch you baby-face piece of shit

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Have we started hounding people we see walking around with this bullshit in public? You know, like back in the day when Google tried to pull this with Google Glas?

We should probably bring back the term glasshole

What do you mean “could be”? It’s pretty clear cut and we’ve been spending the past 4 years condemning russia for terrorizing and attacking civilian infrastructure like that

It comes from an account claiming to be the Iranian embassy in Zimbabwe: https://xcancel.com/IRANinZIMBABWE/status/2041063891497632113#m

Blue check (meaningless since Musk takeover) but account seems to exist since 2018. Too lazy to check whether handle had checkmark prior to Musk…might still be a parody account

Follow up post suggestion should shit go down:

Not to be a dick…but imagine a mother putting her two kids who have already lost their dad at a serious risk of becoming orphans