I don’t understand why people are allowed to give money to politicians that aren’t in their district. Like only donate to politicians that are running in the district that you’re registered to vote in.

Ok but there’s a bunny on the tarmac and that could be a concern

Gas prices skyrocket

Goose or duck

A mailman is a letter carrier.

I imagined they would be squatting for shits

He also never plans on dying but it’s going to happen

Maybe spamming children should be illegal

yes

Androids

Bring back dumb phones

Coming up with creative titles can be the hardest part to posting

The past two phones I bought were not because they broke, but because they stopped being supported on apps that I need to use.

ubuntu because my brain is so small

Kill families and then ask to negotiate the war that you already lost

america loves bombing schools

Today I’m being lazy, ugly, and unbathed.

We’ve all tried it at least once