Looks like you got reincarnated in to my great Pyrenees. His main hobby is booty inspecting.

Silly JD! That’s the floor, not a couch!

Perfect height for a kick in the balls. You don’t need a lot behind it either.

Different situation. In that case the father thinks the daughter is too good for the boyfriends.

I’ve seen houses like this in Austin, TX. The craziest part is during the pandemic they could’ve sold that house for $750K.

First time seeing someone dadzoned.

Jennifer Lopez?! What are you doing here?!

Good find but isn’t that shakshuka?

That’s what I think of when I hear cassette. Thanks for the link!

I never heard any one call those cassettes. Everyone I know just called then tapes. But your usage is correct according to Wikipedia.

I always figured cassettes were small.

😩

As a Texan truck drivers are worse.

Gotta diversify fellas.

Where is the shit post?

This is beautiful!

Looks like the artist is going by what he remembers in those 10 second movie summaries.

Orange is the New Black star Rose accused Perry of serious sexual assault on social media recently, claiming on Threads that Perry had seen Rose ‘resting’ on someone’s lap at a nightclub and then ‘bent down, pulled her underwear to the side and rubbed her disgusting vagina on my face until my eyes snapped open and I projectile vomited on her’.

https://www.ladbible.com/entertainment/celebrity/ruby-rose-account-katy-perry-allegations-487888-20260417