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violet08_@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 days ago

when my ex's dad told him this, this is unironically what i thought about

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when my ex's dad told him this, this is unironically what i thought about

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violet08_@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 days ago
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  • FenrirIII@lemmy.world
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    So, if a guy tells his daughter’s boyfriend he’s a lucky man that means he wants to bang his daughter?

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      Now you’re gettin’ it

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      Different situation. In that case the father thinks the daughter is too good for the boyfriends.

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        How exactly is it a different situation?

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          Because that persons internal narrative says so

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            This is a concise and correct answer to a significant percentage of questions I hear.

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            Oh gee i didn’t know that, thanks for the helpful response

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          I want to bang your dad

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      Well in that case he’s probably jealous of getting to go to the movies and spending lots of quality time together. One would fucking better well hope anyway

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