its the first one ive smiled at in a while, so i’ll take it

idk what a box turtle even is 😭 but here in the netherlands we call all of them “schildpad” too. literally no normal human here will say “look a zeeschildpad” (except for biologists probably)

this made me realise.

Nazi Germany was officially called Greater German Reich, Israel proclaims a Great Israel

imagine if in the future, after all this BS. we refer to 2020s israel as Zionist Israel the same way we refer to 1940s Germany as Nazi Germany

class consiousness

in dutch theyre called landschildpad and zeeschildpad (landshelltoad and seashelltoad)

the guy on the left actually looks like a human wtf???

imbecile here, confirming too 👍

dont worry, as soon as trump finds out about rice oil he’ll “liberate” the small asian countries and make them “elect” an asian pinochet

the most unhinged starter messages, as we.all expected something sexual or creepy. its worse 😭

いただきます！

who is milfable and what is milfability???