Sabata

“I wrote it down and glued it to the screen and its not fixed. Do you even know how to do your job?”

Making up demon names is fun and whimsical. Neth’sin the Ethereal Tormentor likes chin scratches, will rip strangers to shreds, and sometimes defiles laundry.

Because Samsung likes knowing when the wash is done from across the world.

I’d still say valid military target, just in case.

You don’t have to worry about the The Great Desk of Half Assembled Electronics and Forgotten Projects taking up half a room.

It designates a room with the right stuff in it as a guild for a mood buff. Dwarfs may petition you to build one.

Quick guild: Dig hole, live in hole, die in hole.

How did they know I like anime and tech? Couldn’t have been all the body pillows and hardware?

Bold of you to assume I have pants on when writing code.

What if they try to go past NPC speak and I have to talk about my cringe ass hobbies, then they find out I’m a weird loser?

Is SPF 50k good enough?

K’yarnak li llll kadishtu, ngnah ah’lw’nafh Iiahe azathoth?

The shareholders do not allow you to travel down the Amazon to your after life for free.

You can search the ancient scrolls for an eternity or consult the all knowing shoggoth that may melt your brain or lie.

IDK, tasted like salt.

No, RAM is too expensive to put in a gun.

I knew it.

Just wish I had more VRAM and could load it faster.

“I have nothing to hide”
-Clueless morons

They don’t have any money to steal. Trump and the Thundercock F250 xXTurboCab Commie Crusher 69420Xx pickup truck with the anti trans light rack took all there cash.