Probably already said yes to the marriage thing, considering he got to put his peepee in her peepee

What if they had a girl?

Yeah but I told them no and the guy stared intensely into my eyes. Sadly the stazi-techniques do not work, so I stared back. Fun part was that the guy would stop me and pat me down or otherwise harass me every time he saw me

I played it on my harmonica in a random neighborhood and the police came and asked me if I was drugs

They probably did pay the ticket to cross the Atlantic. Contemporary immigration might be closer, although they often get shot by border Patrol and now kidnapped by Trumpstapo

Also Noah and his sons, and probably a whole bunch more. But god damn is it puritanical to pass such a law in [current year]

I mean he always credits in the description. Not sure why this is the main focus of Lemmy

As a Chess nerd, I’d like to point out the chessboard is wrong in the third image