Eh, clearly lacks the Christian context, driving him out of a temple with a whip would have been a slam dunk for their target demo

Jeebus isn’t really that associated with punching dudes otherwise…

Because social maladjustment and terminally online are synonyms

I don’t think murder for convenience and self gain is a neutral trait even if you only do it as a sometimes treat

Only to the damned

It’s not a mistake native speakers would make unintentionally but I absolutely understand the ESL problems and, full disclosure, still have to remind myself about the rules for possessives.

It looks wrong and the system is wrong I will not apologize for or be bound by the failures of dead dudes

Believe it or not that’s part of the joke

That would unironically be a great comic arc

You know my first thought was that if I was a widower with two kids I definitely wouldn’t work in a job that dangerous but what are the chances that being an astronaut is actually safer than driving an hour long commute?

The same time God became Jewish

Actual racism btw

You don’t have to sell me on her I already wanted to motorboat them titties and other things less objectifying but primarily the motorboating thing because I have only been acquaintanted with her by sight atm

Cuz it’s my hecking star wars

Pretty sure the author meant restitution but also, good point

This is going to be a really awkward moment in Lemmy history when the Packmaster murders become public record

Some murderhobos are on NG+ and already know the attack patterns (statistics)

No I didn’t I already won xkcd said so

What the hell is thucking?

You do it then

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sacred_prostitution

That you think there must be a separation of sexuality and religion is a product of your own cultural biases

Wrong, I’m better than you at dummery