You can get charged with assault on a police officer if a cop slips and falls while trying to assault you.

I’d pay the $70 or even $100 for a AAA title…if it released complete, relatively bug-free, and didn’t try to soak me with microtransactions and subscriptions.

But that’s not what’s they’re selling.

We should probably secure rights to EMPs for self defense.

What will change?

It’s easier to convince young people to hump soldiers into their partners than it is to create more rare earth elements.

Looks more like that road is paved with Russian corpses.

Let’s not pretend that the bright people skip MENSA to join the Federalist Society.

There’s a reason Trump switched parties to run for President, and it wasn’t because he wanted to target the best and brightest. He wanted rubes and he got them.

Everyone has a fuckin’ mailbox, and you can get things delivered to it.

Racist? lmao

Russia has been a shithole, on par with Alabama or Mississippi, since communism collapsed into gangster-capitalist fascism. And those people keep picking Putin because he tells them it’s someone else’s fault, just like the Republicans back in America.

It’s cute you that you tried to put a friendly face on that shit sandwich, but it’s still a POS country with way too many fascists to pretend there isn’t something broken with their culture.

LOL TRY AND ENFORCE IT, YA MALIGNANT CUNTS.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hAq2Vh8EEgA

The roof, the roof, the roof is on fire

The roof, the roof, the roof is on fire

The roof, the roof, the roof is on fire

We don’t need no water, let the motherfucker burn

Burn motherfucker, burn

One obvious possibility: Israel is blackmailing American politicians to do what Israel wants. Epstein was an Israeli asset. The kid-diddle island was Israel collecting blackmailable people from politics, finance, entertainment – all assets they could deploy later.

The Republican Party’s files were hacked like a decade ago…right around the time a whole lot of anti-Trump Republicans (like Sen Graham SC) permanently changed their tune about Trump.

That’s why American can’t seem to quit Israel.

Maybe we could reshape the ballroom to look like a bone spur?

He posted it on Easter for the eastern half of Christianity.

This wasn’t an accident. He’s just a fucking liar and too big a pussy to ever admit a mistake.

Let’s be grateful that we’re not judged in groups.

The extra fucked-up part is that they posted this on Easter for Eastern Orthodox Christians.

You can’t say it was an accident and he was supposed to be a doctor when you post him as Jesus on Jesus’s fucking holiday.

Life is not meant to be a 90’s frat movie, fellas.

Stephen Miller is the worst President in our nation’s history.

Blowing up an effigy: Antisemitic hatred, war crime

Blowing up schoolchildren: God approves it because he said my cunt children can live here forever.

Does the Vice President wear a condom when he fucks a couch in another country?

Plus, their customers will go elsewhere while things rebuild.

Getting those customers back is no small task.