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ickplant@lemmy.world to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 2 days ago

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Danger hugs

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ickplant@lemmy.world to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 2 days ago
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  • grue@lemmy.world
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    Not to be confused with a Cuddlefish:

  • mnemonicmonkeys@sh.itjust.works
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    Cuttlefish aren’t venomous. The flamboyant cuttlefish is poisonous, but it’s the only species out of 6 that is.

    • lauha@lemmy.world
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      So cuttlefish can bite me but I shouldn’t bite a cuttlefish?

      • mnemonicmonkeys@sh.itjust.works
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        Nice.

        That being said, cuttlefish do get eaten in Japan, since they’re cephalopods like octupi and squid.

        They just don’t eat flamboyant cuttlefish because

        1: their muscle tissue is extremely poisonous

        2: an adult is the size of your thumbnail

        3: they’re adorable. They have fins/tentacles adapted to work as little legs to walk on the bottom of the ocean

        For reference: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=51jB8YljliM

        • NotSafeForWorld@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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          It’s because the Japanese value social harmony and standing out is usually frowned upon

      • Hugucinogens@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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        how do i upvote twice

        • deadbeef79000@lemmy.nz
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          I got you fam.

  • StoneStar@feddit.nl
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    I’m not religious (srsly, fuck God), but God didn’t name shit. “And out of the ground the LORD God formed every beast of the field, and every fowl of the air; and brought them unto Adam to see what he would call them: and whatsoever Adam called every living creature, that was the name thereof.”

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      Thank you! I’m not religious either.

      But I’m sure many cough evangelicals would dispute us. What there’s 200+ languages in the world? Well this was before the tower of Babel. Cherry-picking the bibble.

      One should feel sorry for them if they weren’t actively dangerous and harmful.

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    You’re incredibly intelligent.

    You live for two years.

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    Cuttlebone

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