–jim benton shots comics

That block of houses on Adriatic Rd. may never experience snow ever again.

Hummingbird phobia.

I wonder how many intended to live fast and die hard, only to find out they were vampires. And now they have to live forever.

Opps. Poor choice of wordplay. 🥴

Explanation… an old pre-2000 USDA sticker placed on by grocery stores to indicate “this is a 100% certified meat product”.

My twist… this photoshop is a 100% human-made product.

Excellent photoshopping.

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I just had an awful thought. What if we reach the next ai generating chapter where its programmed to make “freshly photoshopped” images; and getting better and better.
Oh gawd… are those clipping boundaries… too perfect??

I went down a brief rabbit hole on the zip+4 and the IMb (intelligent mailer barcode). The +4 was originally a local division inside a single zipcode, like a neighborhood or mail route. +4 and the barcode was then called POSTNET – decommissioned and now upgraded barcode encoding to IMb, which can contain like 2000 bits of data. The zip +4 technically now has a length of 11 digits, and is inside a IMb barcode.

Conclusion, barcodes have sensitive data too. ~✍️

edit add: i wanted to see if my phone’s barcode app could scan too see if OP’s post office really calls him Mr. Off, but it cant natively read mailer codes and I fell asleep and the rabbit hole ended.

What’s currently inside Microsoft Outlook these days? I have not used Outlook as an email client since the Win98 days. I’m guessing Artemis crew is using a calendar or synced tasks feature of some kind.

I remember a biology teacher said this about human folical mites… they’re symbiotic, they live off whatever naturally builds up on hair follicles, and a story of someone whom had a phobia and used a iodine wash to attempt to eradicate mites only to get a bad case of warts that took a long time to go away because the skin environment\biome was so sterile-like.

JACK: I can’t make it on a coupla high-altitude f😭s! You are too much for me, Ennis! I wish I knew how to quit you.
ENNIS: Have you tried cool refreshing Tokeback Mountain sugar-free nicotine chewing gum?
JACK: Really?
ENNIS: Hell yeah, partner. I don’t go up here for fishing.

10 billion costumes in 9 days?
How about 3 costumes plus one layover stop to the I.S.S to pickup their one ape suite for the Artemis crew to recreate this moment…

Mites role in consuming unwanted bacteria\fungi should be considered payment tendered.