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minus-squareGenderNeutralBro@lemmy.sdf.orglinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up22·9 days ago Gabe added that ‘in America, Jesus has been misrepresented. And there are so many cultural things that present him as if he’s some tolerant guy.’ 🤦
minus-squareHAL_9_TRILLION@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up17·9 days agoMy dude, it’s written down. There’s an actual book. But this is America, so he very likely can’t read. Also note my surprised face that the entire account is vaguely homoerotic. Yet again, repressed sexuality seems to be at play here.
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My dude, it’s written down. There’s an actual book. But this is America, so he very likely can’t read.
Also note my surprised face that the entire account is vaguely homoerotic. Yet again, repressed sexuality seems to be at play here.
“horse jesus made me gay”?