There was some NPC Golem in WoW which would say “I do not enjoy conversation.” when you talked to it.
That one!
Did you know that horses can’t smell square things?
The drug is here and it must be destroyed.
Nothing matters, mate
“My potions are TOO strong for you, traveller!”
Hello! (Deep in my eyes you could read that I had something very exciting to tell you at some point, but it was part of something that got cut due to cost reduction.)
“What the fuck are we even doing?!”
“Leave me alone!”
Have you tried turning it off and on again?
How many donuts can you stack on it?
Ah, interesting, that’s… What? Wait, I’m doing five things at once. I just, ah, kind of zoned out for a minute… Hang on.
And I just restart whatever animation loop I’m in.
Remember the crazy hermit in Ravenholm in HL2 who won’t help you until you complete some tasks? He speaks at you over a loudspeaker and then through a slit in a door IIRC. It’s a beautifully designed level.
Anyway, I’d like to tip my hat to that crochety character by being an NPC who recites the Gettysburg Address during an epic onslaught.
“I’ll suck your dick if you can free me from this prison.”
“Wake up. None of this is real.”
Or
(Covered in claw marks and cat fur, clutching a warning poster about a wild catlike beast) “if… If not friend… Why friend shaped??”
I know it but I don’t think I should say it…
(south park, wheen of fortune skit)
