Wait until you learn about the sunfish.
But it’s faster at being a box
I just had a dream a couple hours ago about a small pet swordfish that would do tricks like flips and let you cradle it and scritch it’s belly. It was pretty strange.
What about the braindead Sunfish?
You mean the Mola mola? I like how their bizarre ways continue to baffle 😄
A boxfish would take down most any other fish in a fight.
Before the fight actually, as they release neurotoxin as soon the opponent shows up.
Don’t mess with the boxfish.
They are surprisingly maneuverable, though:
In typical engineering, stability and maneuverability are often opposing goals. Boxfish have evolved to embrace instability — but with remarkable control. Their body shape increases drag slightly compared to more streamlined fish, yet that compromise enables agile turns and precise swimming within coral labyrinths — vital for escaping predators and navigating terrain.
So like Honda N-Box basically, bad aerodynamic, unstable, but stupidly maneuverable in the world of gigantic cars. Easy to park too.
It is not basically a minivan/van with a slightly boxier shape?
Not only boxier, N-Box is significantly smaller than any minivan/MPV. It’s only 147cm wide and 339cm in length, while popular minivan like Odyssey is 199cm wide and 516cm long. It is a Kei Car, it’s made to squeeze through narrow road of japan and easier to park.
there was a recent 99% invisible episode about this: https://99percentinvisible.org/episode/677-the-borrowed-nature-of-biomimicry/
that boxfish car looks good
Every fish except the fastest is not the fastest fish.
There’s always a faster fish…
Big if true
[Citation needed]
Yea but the fish box is much better fish to get in fish Tetris.
I hate to be the “actually” guy (no I don’t, who am I kidding)…
But if you want to score a tetris, you’ll need a very linear kind of fish.
And the other kind of special scoring would requires a T-shaped fish that’s good at spinning.
Yeah, but let’s see how well the sail fish does in the ring!
As long as the box fish stays in its lane, I don’t see a problem here…
look at the sunfish. it’s the dumbest most useless and inedible fish in the world.
it just floats around, existing, seeing the world. no predators. no goals. no job.
sounds pretty nice, eh?
not so dumb anymore is it?
No predators? Guess you haven’t seen the video of an orca literally exploding one with a headbutt so that it’s calf could eat it…
That’s sounds metal AF imma go find that
Sponge Bob Square Fish!
