Forgetting your 4,4-dimethyl-1-phenylpyrazolidin-3-one at home in your rush out the door. Rookie mistake.

You shouldn’t be so negative.

She was too bright.

“pics or it didn’t happen.”

This is the first Dad joke I ever found genuinely clever. Good work!

I think I get the picture.

That’s why I only use fresh developer with my girl.

She hung you out to dry.

Sounds like quite a fix.