I’ll declare myself President of the United States.
Difference is I’d actually show up and do a better job.
According to United States law, any children born in United States territory is considered an US citizen and regardless of the claim being legitimate or not according to the US it is their territory, therefore any child born there would be considered US citizen, basically allowing in free immigration from Iran.
Republicans already seem intent on nullifying birthright citizenship, not that it would stop them from simply ignoring laws they don’t like anyway…
Iran should declare Florida an Iranian territory.
It’s all theirs
Right. No resistance from me. Of course, they’ll piss of their new landlords, and they’d try to return it.
Please take it. We don’t need it any more. Plus you get all the scientologists.
I can declare whatever the fuck I want but it doesn’t make it real you fuckass
I have just now declared that the USA is my territory.
See, nobody cares.
I mean, you’ve got to convince someone…usually at gunpoint (or worse).
There is a far greater senility problem, than anyone could ever accuse Biden of having. The problem is greater because he has no handlers around him to filter the stupid.
Trump also announced a few weeks ago that the US would collect 20% tarrifs/tolls on all shipments in the SoH. He had to walk back the stupid 2 days later. The only path towards the stupidity becoming reality is if Iran or Oman becomes a US territory, although planting a US flag on a small rock near the SoH, and setting a precedent of whoever controls that rock has territorial control over the SoH (pure stupid), would legitimize Iran’s full claim, after they kill all US troops on the rock.
This would justify immediate impeachment, or to at least force another cognitive test at congress’s request for review by congress.
and i declare i am the empress of MARS. woop de dooo. the emperor has no clothes
I wouldn’t recommend the no clothes thing on Mars.
I wouldn’t recommend the no clothes thing on Trump.
Yeah I’m sure that will work.
until the markets open up on monday.
Damn…I thought I was the emperor of the universe 😞
Somebody tell this 🤡 (and Putin too) that annexations can happen after a war, not during. If you try to do reichskommissariats before the end of the war, you’re in shitty company and people will take you less seriously.
Oh will the US have to give Hawaii back …or is that different?
I think the difference is that Hawaii was annexed in the 1890s not the 2020s things change over time.
LOL
Yes.
There is significant difference between the US’ annexation of Hawaii and the fiascos of Russia annexing and then losing e.g. Kherson, or Trump claiming sovereignty over a piece of land he probably couldn’t even control for a day, let alone keep indefinitely.
Edit: sry for the overly sarcastic tone before.
Oh, I see now! LOL
Edited to dial back on the snark
Only a fair referendum allow you to annex a region.
I think at this point he is just jealous that he doesn’t have a 10 year war like Vietnam to his name and this is why he is a acting like a spoiled little child regarding this.
O shoot! We can do that? We can just do that? Alright. I call Ohio a mechoman444 territory!
Sure have fun
Slay Queen
Sounds like he’s setting up justification for nukes. They attacked US territory.
That is a russian policy. But I see how you got the two failing empires mixed up.
It’s still possible that Trump has gotten his wires crossed and thinks it’s an American thing. All it takes is one of his Russian handlers to mention that that’s how it works in Russian and for him assume it’s the same in the US. His brain isn’t great with nuance after all. It’s not like he understands the hows or whys of preexisting policies anyway.
And lets be fair, its how russia says it works. Its a big scary policy that after Ukraine attacked (with operators, drones and missiles) pre 2014 russian territory has become clear bullshit since no nukes are a flyin’.
So not only is it not an american thing (they have always just said they will nuke whatever the fuck they want when they want, to some extent) it is trumps favorite sort of policy, one that is just bluster and hot air.
