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- nottheonion@lemmy.world
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I knew, one day, the concept car world would come back to life.
Been doing it for years. You can poop and pee anywhere at any speed already.
WAY OF THE ROAD, BUBS
Fuckin way she goes, boys, fuckin way she goes.
speed maybe. but acceleration too?
what if you accelerate really hard backwards, can the dooky still exit?
If you accelerate fast enough, it exits even faster.
My gut instinct is that the acceleration only makes it easier.
There’s been times I’ve wanted something like this when stuck in a bad traffic jam
Once this baby hits 88mph you’re going to see some serious shit.
That’s an untoppable comment. Don’t worry, I’ll wait.
https://www.facebook.com/share/v/1CFmdBBnQd/
https://www.reddit.com/r/WTF/comments/1xa8i6/drive_by_shitting/
Raab himself did a good one but its gone fron the internet now. So mad I fell for the 'things on will be on the Internet forever" lie.
An untoppable comment?
You’ve legally smoked on an airplane haven’t you?
Clearly when Back to the Future came out, your mom wasn’t even born yet.
That quote waited 41 years for this post.
No no, I got it. It’s the untoppable part I don’t understand that’s all.
Like…poop? I get it. But obviously I’m the odd one out here if I’m getting downvoted, and that joke was actually uproariously hilarious 🤷♂️
Yeah, like it can’t be consensually fucked in the ass, it’s untoppable. DoN’t WoRrY tHeY’lL wAiT
Why is it limited to only 100kph? I demand higher speed automobile defecation.
I can’t visualize the size of the cabin required for this seat. Will it also include a switch to make all of your windows opaque when you use it? This very much just feels like that episode of Doctor who where all those fuckers are stuck in traffic for their entire lives.
Imagine taking a deuce then getting into a rollover accident immediately afterwards!
I feel like it wouldn’t be worse that getting into an accident and then… another accident.
Even just like… hitting a speed bump would be pretty bad.
the smells, the sloshing, what could possibly go wrong?
Oh yeah? Well, I’ve pooped at a significant fraction of the speed of sound
Amazon drivers and truckers rejoice!
Always has been?
i want this, but also with a functionality to transform these resources into fuel
This is the innovation that deserves VC funding
It doesn’t use any AI. Not sure the VCs will be interested.
Think of the enshittification-adjacent opportunities though!
Reminds me of that one old SNL skit “undercover office potty.”
