Teaching part optional.

Not-So-Fun-Fact! One of the (many) offenses which got Columbus stripped of his title of governor by the Spanish Crown was stopping native people from converting - because Christians, by Spanish law of that time, could not be enslaved.

Better a slave than a saved soul to Columbus, it would seem.

When i found out in mexico, coca cola is seen by some, even catholic priests as a holy drink, yeah idk where that was going

We should build schools, churches, and institutional learning facilities!