• Reborn_Mormon@lemmy.world
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    21 hours ago

    I got top goals, bro

    Bucket list:

    Take over Mormon Church

    Take over the United States

    Form “legal” harem

    Teach philosophy, spirituality, and mental health skills to help people heal n self-actualize

    Learn to juggle

    So y’know, I’ve done one of these already, am in the process of doing another two, and WILL do another, because of what I’ve already done. List is in no order.

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      18 hours ago

      I’m trying to figure out which one you’ve already done. I mean, you may have usurped control of the Mormon church, how would I know? I’m not a Mormon.

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            9 hours ago

            That’s the most interesting one. The joke is I aced predator psychology at Quantico; I just thought about what I would do. It was that snafu at the shooting range that set me back. In my defense, I got a headshot. I was just facing the wrong direction.

            Juggling originally was a means for me to give myself exposure therapy as I had grown agoraphobic after my breakdown in college. It taught me some things indirectly, going on and busking, I mean, about networking. I started seeing the world differently. Became a white hat confidence artist. I work with the feebfucks with my educational art project where I write propaganda. This is a new account; I’ve done this a while, but I definitely recommend you read this post to get what I do.

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        17 hours ago

        I study system sciences. I study collective attention and priority shifting within a cult/culture. I 100% Know how to take over a congregation, it’s a matter of going through with something so ballsy.

        Y’know, MAGA is a cult. America is a cult. Democrats are a cult. Pepsi is a cult. A cult is just a network structure centered around a collective mission. I know the intermechanics of which to do as Joseph Smith did.

        The joke is, I’m an artist. I work with confidence.

        crickets

        Confidence arts? Con arts! That’s what that word means, just like my teleological purpose - the reason I was made - is to teach, as at my core I am an educator.

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        20 hours ago

        It’s in the order that will produce the largest counterintelligence effect, which is what I do working with the F-I mean, the CIA.

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          20 hours ago

          By counterintelligence effect, I mean it is completely random but I sawhow funny it was to do in this order, for the effect idiots have