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sanitation@lemmy.today to me_irl@lemmy.world · 22 days ago

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sanitation@lemmy.today to me_irl@lemmy.world · 22 days ago
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  • Magister@lemmy.world
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    22 days ago

    one time?

    • Klear@piefed.world
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      22 days ago

      Also, tried?! I use the Force to open those little gates in supermarkes all the time.

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        Oh it’s you doing it? My dad lied to me saying it’s electronics system. Thanks for your service :)

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          22 days ago

          Dads make up the silliest things.

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        22 days ago

        Stand on one hand and lift rocks with your special gift

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        21 days ago

        I carry people up the stairs daily. I lift parking barriers with just a swipe. I successfully pushed a cloud out of the way. I also control the flow of water from a garden hose. My force grip is too strong.

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      22 days ago

      Exactly. At least every time there’s an automatic door.

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        22 days ago

        They’re called forcefields, did they teach you nothing?

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      21 days ago

      I want to upvote this multiple times

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