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afraid his food would catch fire. needs a medal 🎖️
“Hey human wake up, something smells like ass in this house and I need you to fix it so I can get back to sleeping”
“Human, you never gave me the food from the slow cooker. This is unacceptable.”
My little girl stood on my arm to tell me there was an alarm going off in the basement. Good girl.
I. Am. Vigilance.
