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happy April fool’s btw
God I fucking hate April fools Day.
April’s fools Day is every day.
It feels like that doesn’t it?
We’re fed so many lies all the time and when a big, obvious one like this shows up in the stream it’s just another jolt of alarm that my system can’t keep taking anymore. If we lived in happier and more peaceful times I might have enjoyed it even.
I read this from the start with the mind that it’s probably an April fool’s joke, but not once did I see any indication to exaggerate or build up to a humorous absurdness. It’s just a long article that could be true but isn’t. Stupid and a waste of time.
Well, it closes with:
At press time, the companies said the deal was expected to close shortly after the industry finished checking the calendar.
Good April’s Fool joke!
April Fools was a week ago; why the hell is this post still on the front page?
