Sen. Mitch McConnell has been hospitalized for an undisclosed medical issue, according to a spokesperson.
The 84-year-old was admitted to a hospital Sunday morning and “is receiving excellent care,” his office said.
It wasn’t immediately made public why he was taken to the hospital.
McConnell has suffered a series of health issues in recent years and was hospitalized for eight days in February for flu-like symptoms.
Health tip for everyone:
Drink more water.
No. Not because it’s good for you. But because in the next few years, there’s going to be an awful lot of graves coming up to be pissing on.
Nah, I’ll just eat a lot of spicy food the day of.
I don’t need constant health updates on this motherfucker. Just tell me when he’s dead. Or if something hilarious that’s going to make him suffer incredibly for the rest of his life happens.
Fucking die already you piece of shit.
Hope your death is only as painful as you deserve, Mitch - You were a vicious cancer on the world that we nay never recover from, and all because you got caught having sex with a guy in the military.
A normal person would just retire.
Mitch the lich.
Someone had to reboot Glitchy McConnell.
Just let us know when he’s dead, thanks.
Too bad this didn’t happen 30 years ago
Yet another sign that we need age limits for people in government
Praying for his speedy return to Hell
The one turtle I’d like to see smeared along the pavement by a semi.
He’s edging us all, with this will he won’t he
Hello lemings. I am not USian. I recognize the face of this guy and understands that a lot of people hates him.
Why in particular is that? If you could eli15 it to me, I would appreciate it.
Imagine if he were doing literally any other job. How ridiculous it would be for him not to have retired yet
I don’t even really understand why people like that cling to power the way they do.
They’re literally dying on the job. Don’t they want to retire? Spend their money a bit?
They’re not even a dictator where everyone and their mother will come after the scraps of the kingdom when they show weakness.
These people are basically retired. Their primary activity is fundraising, which is talking to the same few hundred people for the last 30 years. Helping constituents is handled by the office, so are policy decisions. They actually work for a few days a quarter, and the perks more than compensate for it.
This right here. When work isn’t actual work and you just go for meals and social outing’s or golf days its better than retirement
It’s not just a job anymore, it’s their entire identity. We all work with people like this at some point. The job is all they are, they have nothing else outside of that. Add the control fetish so many of them have and they cannot leave.
Hell, I retired at 55 so I could enjoy the rest of my life and I’m just upper white trash!
they have no other skills
You mean like gardening or scrapbooking?
For him hating the population isn’t just a job, it is a way of life.
Oh to live in the land of the free, where this is the norm
People need protection from this. Mandatory agree limits for all public functions.
no federal office holders over the age of 75? (65?)
65 retirement age. Mandatory for everybody.








