resipsaloquitur@lemmy.cafe to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 months agoShopworker sacked for tackling suspected bacon thiefwww.bbc.comexternal-linkmessage-square92linkfedilinkarrow-up1177arrow-down17file-textcross-posted to: unitedkingdom@feddit.uk
arrow-up1170arrow-down1external-linkShopworker sacked for tackling suspected bacon thiefwww.bbc.comresipsaloquitur@lemmy.cafe to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 months agomessage-square92linkfedilinkfile-textcross-posted to: unitedkingdom@feddit.uk
minus-squaremodus@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·2 months agoBut what if it’s like all the bacon?
minus-squareBeMoreCareful@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·2 months agoAnd, you were going to have BLTs that night?
minus-square0xDREADBEEF@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·2 months agoyou ask for an invite to enjoy it too
minus-squareRooster326@programming.devlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·2 months agoThat’s what the back is for. It’s where they keep all the good stuff. Haven’t you ever worked retail?
minus-squaremodus@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·2 months agoJust at my uncle’s adult book shop when I was a kid. I wasn’t allowed in the back. Is that what he kept back there?
But what if it’s like all the bacon?
And, you were going to have BLTs that night?
you ask for an invite to enjoy it too
That’s what the back is for. It’s where they keep all the good stuff.
Haven’t you ever worked retail?
Just at my uncle’s adult book shop when I was a kid. I wasn’t allowed in the back. Is that what he kept back there?
Yes the good stuff.