TaylorSwiftsHemorrhoid@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 3 days agoNo good deed goes unpunishedlemmy.worldimagemessage-square34linkfedilinkarrow-up1256arrow-down123
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minus-squareHugucinogens@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkarrow-up56arrow-down2·2 days agoIt’s worse than that. “Ass to mouth” refers to the dick. The person who got fucked (meme poster), was taking it up the ass, then gave a blowjob to the dick (tinder date), and then the fucker who got their dick sucked (tinder date), refused the kiss. Ngl, sounds like a real asshole.
minus-squareTaylorSwiftsHemorrhoid@lemmy.worldOPlinkfedilinkarrow-up21·2 days agoIt was a full on around the world experience. Blowjob, regular sex, anal then finish with a blowjob.
minus-squaresurewhynotlem@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up7·2 days agoAlways end on anal. Or carry tic-tacs.
minus-squareHeHoXa@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkarrow-up16·2 days agoYeah, a few tic tacs up the ass is also a great way to end.
minus-squarejoelfromaus@aussie.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·1 day agoI like my dates to rattle like a tin of spray paint.
minus-squareTaylorSwiftsHemorrhoid@lemmy.worldOPlinkfedilinkarrow-up6arrow-down1·2 days agoI’m not going to let him cum in my ass on the first date.
minus-squareHanrahan@slrpnk.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·1 day agoYou’ve set a very high bar indeed!
minus-squareWorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.todaylinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·2 days agoI’d give a cheek kiss lol
minus-squarevelma@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkarrow-up4arrow-down1·2 days agoHuh, TIL. I’ve heard it used for both scenarios.
It’s worse than that. “Ass to mouth” refers to the dick. The person who got fucked (meme poster), was taking it up the ass, then gave a blowjob to the dick (tinder date), and then the fucker who got their dick sucked (tinder date), refused the kiss.
Ngl, sounds like a real asshole.
It was a full on around the world experience. Blowjob, regular sex, anal then finish with a blowjob.
Always end on anal. Or carry tic-tacs.
Yeah, a few tic tacs up the ass is also a great way to end.
Hmm rattly.
Your farts would be so fucking fresh
I like my dates to rattle like a tin of spray paint.
I’m not going to let him cum in my ass on the first date.
that is the bridge too far?
You’ve set a very high bar indeed!
Condoms people condoms
I’d give a cheek kiss lol
“… then the ass fucker who…”
Huh, TIL. I’ve heard it used for both scenarios.