On a phone screen it renders funny. It’s fine if I zoom.

I’ve never seen someone post so much nonstandard household appliances.

And I think I’m sold on the hand dryer in the bathroom.

I’d be a lot angrier if I was paying attention

You have to eat an entire spoonful of milk crates all at once.

No, we blew up those datacenters.

What about Solaris?

Never happened. Didn’t exist. Nope.

Locatable by the connection to the cell towers. Nothing to do with GPS.

Not that one specifically, but I’ve used another brand of screw to hold down the board and then you shear the head off. It worked well enough. And I didn’t even have to tear up the carpet.

Shimming only really works if there’s no subfloor. Unless it’s the subfloor, that’s squeaking I guess?

Do they have cat girls I can adopt and pound?

Ftfy

It saves you loads of time! Especially if your goal is bankruptcy and permanent servitude.

Systemic against the South?

I do want to try eating a pizza spiral now

You’re an adult. Do what you want.

But I’m invested now. Can you try it and report back?

If it works but increases your chance of death in an accident, it’s stupid again.

, if you want it to be a better place you have to engage with others.

I’ll just buy a news channel.

That’s ok. The explanation is also a made up guess. It didn’t actually do those things.

No. The computer is dumb.

So… Apparently this is real

You likely have no empathy for these r…

Not true. I completely understand how they are the way they are, and I feel horrible for them. It’s a terrible existence to hate all the time and be brainwashed and manipulated.

But ultimately you can’t help people who don’t want to be helped, so you spend your time helping those who do.

Which end?

Her maiden name was Susan Compaq. Frankly, no one liked her then, and no one likes her now.