Arguably “How long are your guts?” is quite a good, if not very forward, pickup line.
I can rearrange them for you!
Okay Conquest
That was maybe one of the most brutal scenes I ever saw
He’s just lonely
I told you that in confidence!
but like, not rough or anything. i just like to get way up in there and hang out, getting comfy
“What food makes you grow” works for women assuming the next word is pussy.
“How long are your guts” would work on me.
If you fall for those tricks, you’re boned.
you sure?
How long are your guts?
Uh, which set
Well (s)he is a giant so probably pretty long.
I assumed they are long, but how long!!!
I need a banana slug for scale
Textbook humor
How many inches of bone are in your body? 😏
Would you like four more? 😉
Best I can do is three fiddy :/
Front to back or top to bottom?
Mr. Skelington almost assuredly has more game than me.
🟤 🐔 🟤 🐮
Draw me like one of your French skeletons…
Real missed opportunity to say
This skeleton wants to bone
“Hey, baby, drink a lot of milk?”
He want to bone
Ribbed for maximum pleasure.
Viagra and long enough, let’s bone
Hey baby, has anyone ever told you you’re a giving person?
You’ve already given me an extra bone!
guts mention
Do you like Huey Lewis?
