You’re allowed anything on the planet

No there is no clever way to use this meal to escape your fate

  • palordrolap@fedia.io
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    8 hours ago

    Paradox: Request to eat the brain stem of the person who will deliver the killing blow / throw the switch / administer the injection / etc.

    If you are then killed by their replacement, then you weren’t given what you asked for, contradicting rule 1. If you succeed, rule 2 has been contradicted.

    But seriously. It’s hard to choose. There was this one pub I visited (with parent) as a child that made the most delicious, dare I say, succulent, miniature pasties. I think I’d like to gorge on those.

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      1 hour ago

      The executioner plugs the electric chair into a timed wall outlet. In 30 minutes, you will die. You do get revenge on the executioner first though, so that’s cool

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        Maybe if they set the timer to go on and off at set intervals or made you eat the meal in the chair, which is unusual.

        Otherwise you could take your sweet time eating that brain stem and they’d be unable to put you in a live chair without risking anyone else.

        There’s also the problem of what to do if there’s a power outage.

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      4 hours ago

      it isnt a person, too bad (we implemented claude code onto our automatic execution system)