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🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 3 days ago

Anon is a paramedic

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Anon is a paramedic

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🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 3 days ago
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    im not staying alive for their fucking feelings. if they cared that much they could have treated me like a human being when i was a kid. im staying alive for my cats. and yeah it means i love them more than my shitty parents.

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      Hey, staying alive to snuggle cats and spite your parents works too.

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      For your cats is an absolutely beautiful purpose and reason we all still need you as long as we can have you. Also, there’s an inevitable piece of news that will make at least 75% of the entire world instantly erupt in celebration. I’ll be very sad if my time comes before that happens.

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      Me n you both. cept I have my plants lol

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        FUCK I need to water my plants.

        • arrow74@lemmy.zip
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          Go ahead and water yourself while you’re at it

        • harambe69@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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          Braided rope. One end in water bucket/tank, other in the planter. Watering is just filling the tank once a month. Great success!

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            I’ll have to try that

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          im not staying alive for their fucking feelings. if they cared that much they could have treated me like a plant when i was a aapling. im staying alive for my symbiotic fungi network. and yeah it means i love them more than my shitty owner.

          Your plants, probably.

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          FUCK, I should really set an alarm

        • snoons@lemmy.ca
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          So say, we all.

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        For some reason, this flashed into my mind

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      Your cats will eat you when you die

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        We all express love in different ways.

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        Just get a cat door

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