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- dadjokes@lemmy.world
- cross-posted to:
- dadjokes@lemmy.world
Woman on ground: “How long will the ambulance be?”
Man aiding her: “Seventeen feet, six inches.”
Woman on ground: “How long will the ambulance be?”
Man aiding her: “Seventeen feet, six inches.”
If she’s already in that bad of shape, you could probably do it with a pretty small ambulance.
Not sure if that’s supposed to be a roll bar, or a dumpster-lifting mechanism.
maybe that’s where the patient goes?
I think it’s a roll bar spoiler combo.
I was thinking like a matchbox car. But that works too.
wait how much. legitimately how much.
my emergencies i can sit in the passenger seat and vomit out the window. a roll cage would be fine if my wife can drive like a pope (90+ and ignoring stop signals. i promise i only had to think like fifteen minutes on how to make that punchline work i wanted to stick with driving like a pope it sounded funny). how much. i know that totally looks like a video game but i would promise not to abuse it.