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abacabadabacaba@infosec.pub to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 days ago

Dog shoots woman with shotgun at Nebraska convenience store

www.theguardian.com

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Dog shoots woman with shotgun at Nebraska convenience store

www.theguardian.com

abacabadabacaba@infosec.pub to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 days ago
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Police responded to reports of gunfire at store in town of Scottsbluff, and found the culprit to be a dog
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  • Herbal Gamer@sh.itjust.works
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    Good boi with a gun

  • Hanrahan@slrpnk.net
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    i wonder if the ladies out there will now cross dogs and men off the list and just stick with bears ?

  • anon_8675309@lemmy.world
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    Guns don’t kill people, dogs do.

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    The only thing that can stop a bad dog with a gun is a good dog with a gun, or a squirrel across the street.

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    Sounds like a man bites dog headline

  • Gammelfisch@lemmy.world
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    Driving around locked, loaded and the safety off. The gun owner is a fucking idiot and should not be allowed to own firearms.

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      That’s our wonderful american culture for you.

      iamverysmart + iamverybadass + iliveinconstantfear

      =

      et tu, dogé?

      • WhyDoYouThinkThat@lemmy.world
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        this is such a weird way to use an education in latin

        • Zink@programming.dev
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          I thought of it as a Julius Caesar reference, but I’ll take what I can get, lol.

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      I don’t think she will make this mistake again.

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        Wasn’t the woman’s truck, dog, or gun. But that’ll teach her to live in Nebraska.

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    Woof!

  • But_my_mom_says_im_cool@lemmy.world
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    https://youtube.com/shorts/bfgFRINQxwI

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    Its crazy how a dog can just buy a shotgun in the US with no background checks.

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      Maybe he passed the sniff test

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    The only thing stopping a bad woman with a gun is a good boy with a gun.

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        Unironically a solid fucken metal song.

  • /home/pineapplelover@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    GUNS AREN’T THE PROBLEM, IT’S DOGS

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    This is no time to get political. Lots of thoughts and prayers. Remember, guns don’t kill people, people kill people /s/

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      Guns don’t kill people, dogs kill people.

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        Big

        https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Man_Bites_Dog_(film)

        energy

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      JFC its been forever since I’ve heard about, or even seen, him.

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        sorry to break that streak for you

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    He can’t keep getting away with this!

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