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Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 4 months ago

Dadboats rule

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Dadboats rule

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Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 4 months ago
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cross-posted from: https://lemmy.dbzer0.com/post/64461862

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  • neukenindekeuken@sh.itjust.works
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    Unsinkable 2 got me

    • Madrigal@lemmy.world
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      Definitely the best.

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      To be fair though, for all we know unsinkable 1 didn’t sink but blew up or something.

      • RampantParanoia2365@lemmy.world
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        It hit an iceberg.

  • VicksVaporBBQrub@sh.itjust.works
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  • SuiXi3D@fedia.io
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    Cirrhosis of the River is the best one on the list, hands down.

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      That’s the one I don’t get.

      • RampantParanoia2365@lemmy.world
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        *Cirrhosis of the liver

      • JoeBigelow@lemmy.ca
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        Cirrhosis is what happens to your liver if you drink too much

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  • BluescreenOfDeath@lemmy.world
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    I worked for a marina when I was a child teenager, and my favorite boat name was a sailboat named

    C:[ESC]

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    Pier pressure Is my favorite

  • LaunchesKayaks@lemmy.world
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    I named my kayak Whoops, but put the letters on it upside down.

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      This would be even more epic if you do manage to flip it one day

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        I have flipped it lmao. Only like twice, but it was fuckin hilarious each time.

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    Where’s “wet dream”?

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    The best ones ive seen in person have to do with divorce

    But cirrhosis of the river is hilarious

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      The USS Unpaid Alimony

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    I can’t decide whether the pencil-pusher who reviews boat naming paperwork has a great job or a terrible one. Should track their workplace injury stats and study the effects of frequent high-intensity eyerolling.

    • RampantParanoia2365@lemmy.world
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      Vocal strain from constant light chuckling. The job title is called Chucklehead.

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    I saw one in Amsterdam called Koekblik (biscuit/cookie tin).

  • bert_macklin_fbi@lemmy.world
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    My Dad’s sailboat was Passing Wind

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    Had a friend whose dad named his boat The Other Woman.

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    My dad’s friend had a boat named the “Oy Vey”

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      what does it mean ?

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        It’s just a Yiddish phase meaning something like oh, crap or ay yi yi.

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      Should’ve been oy bay.

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