Unsinkable 2 got me
Definitely the best.
To be fair though, for all we know unsinkable 1 didn’t sink but blew up or something.
It hit an iceberg.
Cirrhosis of the River is the best one on the list, hands down.
That’s the one I don’t get.
*Cirrhosis of the liver
Cirrhosis is what happens to your liver if you drink too much
I worked for a marina when I was a
childteenager, and my favorite boat name was a sailboat namedC:[ESC]
Pier pressure Is my favorite
I named my kayak Whoops, but put the letters on it upside down.
This would be even more epic if you do manage to flip it one day
I have flipped it lmao. Only like twice, but it was fuckin hilarious each time.
Where’s “wet dream”?
The best ones ive seen in person have to do with divorce
But cirrhosis of the river is hilarious
The USS Unpaid Alimony
I can’t decide whether the pencil-pusher who reviews boat naming paperwork has a great job or a terrible one. Should track their workplace injury stats and study the effects of frequent high-intensity eyerolling.
Vocal strain from constant light chuckling. The job title is called Chucklehead.

I saw one in Amsterdam called Koekblik (biscuit/cookie tin).
My Dad’s sailboat was Passing Wind
Had a friend whose dad named his boat The Other Woman.
My dad’s friend had a boat named the “Oy Vey”
what does it mean ?
It’s just a Yiddish phase meaning something like oh, crap or ay yi yi.
Should’ve been oy bay.








