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There are 2.5 million ants per human.

This ain’t the Planet of the Apes, it ain’t even the Planet of the Humans; we live on the Planet of the Ants.
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  The humble bacteria:
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  Wait’ll you see how many bacteria there are.
  
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    Incomprehensibly more.
    
    I was just trying to keep to complex multi-celled and non-microbial life for the sake of familiarity 😁

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