Sing, drink, fight, and fuck (without discrimination). Bards are the punks of the fantasy world.

Charisma 1000

Also: orcs and golems need love too.

Inkeeper: My daughters?! How dare you! Get out of my inn!!!

adventurers leave

Inkeeper: Good work, girls. Did you get his coinpurse?

The orc is off the clock, so I don’t know why the innkeeper would care. The golem presumably doesn’t have any genitalia, but it does have a mouth hole!

that orc is chillin hard in that last panel. good for him. 🤘

Sorry but that “soulless” goblin is smiling contentedly in the last panel, I find it hard to believe that anything without a soul can feel happy.

… Maybe the bard is just that good?