Side question: Why do people buy baguettes? Do they make sandwiches with them? How do you even make a sandwich from them? How are you meant to beat a baguette???

You cut a baguette down the middle to make a sandwich
Like this

Not only that, baguettes go great with lots of cheeses.
Hello my name is Doug, I’m 40+ years old and I’m a fucking idiot.
I mean I guess part of me knew, I have been to Subway and watched them slice the fucking bread. But when I see baguettes at the store I think “hm, just like Olive Garden, I can make tiny baguette slices!” I don’t think “yeah time to make some killer sandwiches.”
…I’m going to blame my autism for this one. It probably isn’t true, but I’m gonna blame it anyway.
Pro tip: Cut the baguette in a 45° angle.
It makes the first bite easier, and it looks better.
The fact that someone have to explain this, is kinda funny
Plus, being on here it’s difficult to tell if it’s a joke or general ignorance
I think OP should at least explain why they had this question. Such as being an alien from another planet, being visually impaired, grew up in a remote amazon tribe, or whatever.





