cross-posted from: https://lemmy.zip/post/61827321

Surprisingly, it’s been 1.5 years since this was last asked.

I pick Peregrine Falcon. They thrive all across the globe, they’re fast as fuck when they’re in a dive, they’re the cutest killers, but they’re not at the top of the pecking order, which means a lust for life.

  • Suck_on_my_Presence@lemmy.world
    2·
    15 days ago

    Housecat please. I think I’ve really upped my goodness in this life and can hopefully have a calm, warm, cozy environment to exist in next time.

  • palordrolap@fedia.io
    1·
    15 days ago

    Easy: House cat.

    One of the well-looked-after, non-abused ones, naturally.

    I already know about the monkey’s paw curses for that.

    You have the constant recurrent belief that your owners are not pampering you at all times on purpose. And that they’re basically stupid big kittens who meow all the time and are terrible hunters. And that they control the rain but won’t turn it off for you. And also I don’t like this brand of food any more.

    And hairballs.

    I suppose it’s time I had another nap.

    … but I think I can live with all that.

  • ℕ𝕖𝕞𝕠@slrpnk.net
    1·
    15 days ago

    I’ve already been reincarnated as a wind turbine. I wasnt sure how to feel about it at first, but now I’m a big fan.