Bad toilet paper spreads shit on your cheeks like butter
Good toilet paper is bidet. Then I guess you can dry your ass off with some regular toilet paper.
There’s always gotta be a bidet enthusiastic in these threads.
What can I say, I love not having shit stuck to me
A frictionless wipe.
Ha ha
1 ply, your fingers will really get involved in that story.
Yes. Bad toilet paper is shitty, more or less.
Romans used scrapers, not paper.
Thanks, I didn’t need to know that.
Oh boy, you’ll want to swallow any food or drink currently in your mouth before reading this next part.
Essential Roman information
They didn’t just have poop scrapers, they had communal poop scrapers. Kept in the communal toilets. They didn’t even know bacteria was a thing and probably used some sort of blessing as the most important part of the cleaning ritual. If they even had a clearning ritual more involved than shake it underwater until most of the poop comes off.
Single ply is pure diarrhea
No, what’s shitty is your bootyhole. Bad toilet paper just handles it poorly which is shitty in its own way.
