Don_Dickle@lemmy.world to No Stupid Questions@lemmy.world · 5 days agoWhen obese people die, do they suck the fat out so they can fit in the coffin? Or is there a separate coffin for obese people?message-squaremessage-square34linkfedilinkarrow-up154arrow-down16
arrow-up148arrow-down1message-squareWhen obese people die, do they suck the fat out so they can fit in the coffin? Or is there a separate coffin for obese people?Don_Dickle@lemmy.world to No Stupid Questions@lemmy.world · 5 days agomessage-square34linkfedilink
minus-square🇨🇦GreenBeard🇨🇦@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up15·5 days agoWho gets buried anymore? No one can afford a coffin, most of us get cremated. I’m going to have to get my ashes in an old coffee can because the urn costs too much.
minus-squarefloquant@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up10·4 days ago“most of us” makes this comment read like it was written by a ghost union representative and it’s hilarious
minus-squarescutiger@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up12·5 days agoIt is our most modestly priced receptacle.
minus-squarelost_faith@lemmy.calinkfedilinkarrow-up4·5 days agoActually a friend of mine used a tool box as his urn
minus-squareSkullgrid@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·4 days ago… did he use the toolbox in life? Maybe it’s symbolic?
minus-squarelost_faith@lemmy.calinkfedilinkarrow-up2·4 days agoNot that particular tool box, he was a handyman by trade
minus-squareSkullgrid@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·4 days ago@ummthatguy@lemmy.world I’m going to have to get my ashes in an old coffee can Found your alt Dude
minus-squareummthatguy@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·4 days agoHuh, far out. Also, dude, just because my family will be bereaved doesn’t make them saps! And tell no one of this.
Who gets buried anymore? No one can afford a coffin, most of us get cremated. I’m going to have to get my ashes in an old coffee can because the urn costs too much.
“most of us” makes this comment read like it was written by a ghost union representative and it’s hilarious
#IGotCremated
It is our most modestly priced receptacle.
Actually a friend of mine used a tool box as his urn
… did he use the toolbox in life? Maybe it’s symbolic?
Not that particular tool box, he was a handyman by trade
@ummthatguy@lemmy.world
Found your alt Dude
Huh, far out.
Also, dude, just because my family will be bereaved doesn’t make them saps!
And tell no one of this.